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    <description>Vampires! We're fans and it's ruined our lives. Sort of. So we're making this podcast to dissect the lore, tropes, and motifs of our most beloved bloodsuckers. Hosted by lifelong vampire fans Chael and Tori. Join us as we discuss tropes, popular vampire media and books, and everything about the fanged undead.
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    <itunes:summary>Vampires! We're fans and it's ruined our lives. Sort of. So we're making this podcast to dissect the lore, tropes, and motifs of our most beloved bloodsuckers. Hosted by lifelong vampire fans Chael and Tori. Join us as we discuss tropes, popular vampire media and books, and everything about the fanged undead.
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  <title>Episode 31: Talamasca: The Secret Order</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Tori tells Chael about AMC's "Anne Rice" adjacent show, Talamasca: The Secret Order</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>Tori tells Chael about AMC's "Anne Rice" adjacent show, Talamasca: The Secret Order, which she watched in its entirety. She explains what they did well, where they missed, how the Talamasca works in the Anne Rice bookverse, and also how she would have done it using the same characters and a similar premise. 
Contact: &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Find us on Instagram &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/"&gt;⁠⁠@VampiresRuinedPodcast⁠⁠&lt;/a&gt; and now Bluesky: &lt;a href="https://bsky.app/profile/vampiresruined.bsky.social"&gt;vampiresruined.bsky.social&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email us at &lt;a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com"&gt;⁠⁠vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com⁠⁠&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;This episode of &lt;em&gt;Vampires Ruined My Life&lt;/em&gt; was recorded in November 2025. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was released on Wednesday, December 3, 2025. &lt;/p&gt; 
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<p>Contact: </strong></p><p>Find us on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠⁠@VampiresRuinedPodcast⁠⁠</a> and now Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/vampiresruined.bsky.social" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">vampiresruined.bsky.social</a></p><p>Email us at <a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠⁠<a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com</a>⁠⁠</a> </p><p><br /></p><p>Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:</p><ul><li><p>“Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis</p></li><li><p>“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod</p><p><br /></p></li></ul><p>This episode of <em>Vampires Ruined My Life</em> was recorded in November 2025. </p><p>It was released on Wednesday, December 3, 2025. </p></p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Tori tells Chael about AMC&#39;s &quot;Anne Rice&quot; adjacent show, Talamasca: The Secret Order, which she watched in its entirety. She explains what they did well, where they missed, how the Talamasca works in the Anne Rice bookverse, and also how she would have done it using the same characters and a similar premise. </p>

<p>Contact: </strong></p><p>Find us on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠⁠@VampiresRuinedPodcast⁠⁠</a> and now Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/vampiresruined.bsky.social" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">vampiresruined.bsky.social</a></p><p>Email us at <a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠⁠<a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com</a>⁠⁠</a> </p><p><br /></p><p>Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:</p><ul><li><p>“Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis</p></li><li><p>“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod</p><p><br /></p></li></ul><p>This episode of <em>Vampires Ruined My Life</em> was recorded in November 2025. </p><p>It was released on Wednesday, December 3, 2025. </p></p>]]>
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  <title>Episode 23: 23: Vampire Bites: The Let the Right One In TV Show (minisode)</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;In this minisode, Chael tells Tori about the &lt;em&gt;Let the Right One In&lt;/em&gt; television show, which is definitely about vampires… but not so much about the book its based on. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Socials: &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Find us on Twitter &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/vampiresruined" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;@VampiresRuined&lt;/a&gt; and on Instagram &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;@VampiresRuinedPodcast&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Email us at &lt;a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Other: &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on March 18, 2023. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It was released on Wednesday, March 29, 2023. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt; 
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  <itunes:keywords>LTROI, LTROI tv show, vampire tv, vampires, vampire television</itunes:keywords>
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    <![CDATA[<p>In this minisode, Chael tells Tori about the <em>Let the Right One In</em> television show, which is definitely about vampires… but not so much about the book its based on. </p>

<p>Socials: </p>

<p>Find us on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/vampiresruined">@VampiresRuined</a> and on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/">@VampiresRuinedPodcast</a></p>

<p>Email us at <a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com">vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com</a> </p>

<p>Other: </p>

<p>Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:</p>

<ul>
 <li><p>“Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis</p>
</li>
 <li><p>“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod</p>
</li>
</ul>

<p>This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on March 18, 2023. </p>

<p>It was released on Wednesday, March 29, 2023. </p>

<p><br></p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>In this minisode, Chael tells Tori about the <em>Let the Right One In</em> television show, which is definitely about vampires… but not so much about the book its based on. </p>

<p>Socials: </p>

<p>Find us on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/vampiresruined">@VampiresRuined</a> and on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/">@VampiresRuinedPodcast</a></p>

<p>Email us at <a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com">vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com</a> </p>

<p>Other: </p>

<p>Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:</p>

<ul>
 <li><p>“Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis</p>
</li>
 <li><p>“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod</p>
</li>
</ul>

<p>This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on March 18, 2023. </p>

<p>It was released on Wednesday, March 29, 2023. </p>

<p><br></p>]]>
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