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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Hey, hey, hey, we're back, babycakes! *ahem* I mean, uh.... Greetings, Darklings. We have returned from our seasonal slumber. Tonight, we wish to delight you with tales of the most horrible abomination: child vampires. So sit back, relax, get a goblet of wine, and listen to us discuss those tiny holy terrors.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Socials:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Find us on Twitter &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/vampiresruined"&gt;@VampiresRuined&lt;/a&gt; and on Instagram &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/"&gt;@VampiresRuinedPodcast&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Email us at &lt;a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com"&gt;vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Links and Sources:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://bookshop.org/books/interview-with-the-vampire-claudia-s-story/9780316176361"&gt;Interview with the Vampire: Claudia’s Story by Ashley Marie Witter and Anne Rice&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://trueblood.fandom.com/wiki/Alexander_Drew"&gt;Alexander Drew - True Blood Wiki&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/literature/salems-lot"&gt;Shmoop: ‘Salem’s Lost Study Guide&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://scholarworks.gvsu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1979&amp;amp;context=theses"&gt;Innocent No More: How Child Vampires Challenge the Social Narrative of Childhood&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;And our own brains, which is why we get things wrong ;)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, this was recorded a while ago, before Baby Colin was a thing on &lt;em&gt;What We Do In the Shadows, &lt;/em&gt;which is why he doesn't get a mention.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And the Rest:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
 &lt;li&gt;“Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis&lt;/li&gt;
 &lt;li&gt;“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This episode of &lt;em&gt;Vampires Ruined My Life&lt;/em&gt; was edited by Tori (with some unofficial advice &amp;amp; help from Lazy N Productions - thank you, dude!)&lt;/p&gt; 
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    <![CDATA[<p>Hey, hey, hey, we're back, babycakes! *ahem* I mean, uh.... Greetings, Darklings. We have returned from our seasonal slumber. Tonight, we wish to delight you with tales of the most horrible abomination: child vampires. So sit back, relax, get a goblet of wine, and listen to us discuss those tiny holy terrors.&nbsp;</p>

<p><strong>Socials:</strong></p>

<p>Find us on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/vampiresruined"><u>@VampiresRuined</u></a> and on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/"><u>@VampiresRuinedPodcast</u></a></p>

<p>Email us at <a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com"><u>vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com</u></a></p>

<p><strong>Links and Sources:</strong></p>

<p><a href="https://bookshop.org/books/interview-with-the-vampire-claudia-s-story/9780316176361"><u>Interview with the Vampire: Claudia’s Story by Ashley Marie Witter and Anne Rice</u></a></p>

<p><a href="https://trueblood.fandom.com/wiki/Alexander_Drew"><u>Alexander Drew - True Blood Wiki</u></a></p>

<p><a href="https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/literature/salems-lot"><u>Shmoop: ‘Salem’s Lost Study Guide</u></a></p>

<p><a href="https://scholarworks.gvsu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1979&amp;context=theses"><u>Innocent No More: How Child Vampires Challenge the Social</u> <u>Narrative of Childhood</u></a></p>

<p><em>And our own brains, which is why we get things wrong ;)</em></p>

<p>Also, this was recorded a while ago, before Baby Colin was a thing on <em>What We Do In the Shadows, </em>which is why he doesn't get a mention.&nbsp;</p>

<p><strong>And the Rest:</strong></p>

<p>Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:</p>

<ul>
 <li>“Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis</li>
 <li>“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod</li>
</ul>

<p>This episode of <em>Vampires Ruined My Life</em> was edited by Tori (with some unofficial advice &amp; help from Lazy N Productions - thank you, dude!)</p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Hey, hey, hey, we're back, babycakes! *ahem* I mean, uh.... Greetings, Darklings. We have returned from our seasonal slumber. Tonight, we wish to delight you with tales of the most horrible abomination: child vampires. So sit back, relax, get a goblet of wine, and listen to us discuss those tiny holy terrors.&nbsp;</p>

<p><strong>Socials:</strong></p>

<p>Find us on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/vampiresruined"><u>@VampiresRuined</u></a> and on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/vampiresruinedpodcast/"><u>@VampiresRuinedPodcast</u></a></p>

<p>Email us at <a href="mailto:vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com"><u>vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com</u></a></p>

<p><strong>Links and Sources:</strong></p>

<p><a href="https://bookshop.org/books/interview-with-the-vampire-claudia-s-story/9780316176361"><u>Interview with the Vampire: Claudia’s Story by Ashley Marie Witter and Anne Rice</u></a></p>

<p><a href="https://trueblood.fandom.com/wiki/Alexander_Drew"><u>Alexander Drew - True Blood Wiki</u></a></p>

<p><a href="https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/literature/salems-lot"><u>Shmoop: ‘Salem’s Lost Study Guide</u></a></p>

<p><a href="https://scholarworks.gvsu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1979&amp;context=theses"><u>Innocent No More: How Child Vampires Challenge the Social</u> <u>Narrative of Childhood</u></a></p>

<p><em>And our own brains, which is why we get things wrong ;)</em></p>

<p>Also, this was recorded a while ago, before Baby Colin was a thing on <em>What We Do In the Shadows, </em>which is why he doesn't get a mention.&nbsp;</p>

<p><strong>And the Rest:</strong></p>

<p>Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes:</p>

<ul>
 <li>“Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis</li>
 <li>“Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod</li>
</ul>

<p>This episode of <em>Vampires Ruined My Life</em> was edited by Tori (with some unofficial advice &amp; help from Lazy N Productions - thank you, dude!)</p>]]>
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